The Rock Report of the Damned. ©
or; "The Ant In Bond-Age".
U. S. Government bonds, the medium of the national debt.
Some eighteen years ago when I was young and foolish ( as opposed to being old and foolish now ) I bought quite a few U.S. savings bonds. From watching savings bond commercials in the 60,s I had been lead to believe that doing so was not only a good investment, but also, the patriotic thing to do. Then, five years ago, I was in a position to close out my first home's $36,000 mortgage. (an action I can not recommend too strongly,) (typical ant behavior). In order to do so I cashed in all my bonds. The total of the interest dividend from closing those bonds was around six thousand dollars. Those six thousand bucks came out of the wallets of the American tax payer, just like you. So I'd just like to say...
THANKS FOR THE CASH, SUCKERS, ha ha ha.
Hey! wait a second, I'm a tax payer!
So, some of that money came from me; hell, maybe all of it came
from me.
Just how much of my own bond profit did I pay for?
Trying to track the path of one individual tax dollar, is like
tracking a drop of rain into a lake. (a big lake, at that.)
However it isn't a far reach to say that my own tax dollars went
to pay the entire interest playback on those bonds. Just as your
tax dollars have paid your own savings Bond or T-bill profit. Or
maybe it was a "you pay mine, and I pay yours"
situation. Then to add insult to injury the government taxes us
for the privilege, at the time we cash the bonds in. (what a
rip-off.)
Because our income tax is used to pay the interest on the
national debt, and savings bonds are part of that debt, I wonder
if I really made any gain at all for that investment, I would
have to say, no. And then to be taxed on a gain that is
financially just a illusion, damn.
I have concluded that investing in government bonds is playing a
rigged game, (rigged against me, and you also.) And also
having since concluded that if I oppose the Government running up
the federal debt, then it is a mistake for me to add to it, by
allowing the government to borrow money from me, which is what
buying bonds is. Also, I do not believe that any tax payer should
have been required to pay for the interest payment that I
received from those bonds that I had purchased so many years ago.
It's bad enough that we get screwed by the Government, we do not
have to screw each other as well.
For these reasons I will make the reader this promise:
I will never again purchase any form of Government bond: T-bill,
saving bonds, etc., etc. And I will avoid any private investment
system that uses federal securities as its investment strategy.
thus lowering your tax burden by A very very very small amount. (what
do you expect, I'm only one guy.)
It's a funny thing, I feel more patriotic now than when I was buying the bonds. Since the debt drives up taxation and taxation is a determent to our right for the pursuit of happiness as called out in the declaration of independence.
You, of course must do as you see fit with this issue.
Speaking of taxation.
No Taxation, Without Representation.
If you remember your American history, (I
hope that I do), you will recognize that political slogan as
originating from just prior to the creation of the Declaration Of
Independence. Its meaning refers to the fact that the British
subjects in the American colonies were not represented in
Parliament. The colonies were under control of the British
monarchy. Of course, with the Articles Of Confederation and
later, the Constitution we have corrected that basic problem. Now
all American citizens have three elected politicians representing
their interests in the U. S. Congress, or as I believe the
Constitution puts it, we have equal representation under the law.
Or do we?
Any politician who believes in a socialist philosophy, (i. e.
Anyone who thinks social programs are just and proper), must by
default, exercise the powers of his office in order to create and
further that liberal mandate euphemistically posed as "the
redistribution of wealth". He must make the bold assumption
that you as a tax payer do not deserve the money that you have
earned, and that somebody else, in fact does deserve the money
that you have earned.
Whether he realizes it or not, he must divide his constituents
into two groups:
The first, those who will receive the benefits of social
programs.
The second, those who will carry the burden to pay for such
programs.
In other words, he determines who gets help, and who gets hurt by
the federal government. As I stated in the original Rock Report,
before the Government can help anybody, it must first harm
somebody else. How can anybody construe this as equal
representation?
For my opinion, there can not be equal representation from an
politician so inclined. No mater how much a politician makes
denial he can not escape the fact that social spending grants
certain rights to one group of his constituents while denying
other rights for the rest. Of course this doesn't bother said
politician because such a politician's priorities are centered
around socialism (i. e. The redistribution of wealth), so equal
representation would not be, and can not be his primary
consideration. Speaking of socialism.
How to trap a society into a
political/social system without really trying.
Or variations of "The Hook".
"The Hook," for this text, refers to a method used by a con artist which utilizes the greed of his victim in order to entrap the victim into following through with what ever fraudulent scheme the con artist is employing. The conclusion of which leaves the victim relieved of most (or all) of this cash.
If the American electorate assumes that social programs are beneficial to our society, then we will tend to vote into office politicians who will implement such programs, (will, and have done just that.) This has setup a never ending loop that is spinning off in several harmful directions:
"The Hook" version 1.0
The Democratic party has aligned itself with social programs, so
in order for you to be a good Democratic party politician you are
required to create new social programs during every term of
office. This is necessary for the next election. You must have
something to brag about during the campaign, you must be able
show to your Democratic party electorate that you are continually
working for the public good, (no matter the cost). You must show
your vast compassionate nature. If you do not, then your
democratic opponent in the primary elections will attack your
political record. And you will appear to be either a "do
nothing", or too conservative. And with that you will lose
the primary election, and therefore your job, and all the
trappings of power that go with it. And politicians do seem to
like their jobs. Because of this social programs must, and have
been, steadily increasing in their number. Keep in mind that the
actual need for any additional social programs is irrelevant, if
there are no issues to support the creation of additional
programs, you must make up one out of the thin air, maybe
something like "Universal Health Care". To do so isn't
a big problem, there's always somebody out there willing to
boldly ask what his country can do for him. Despite president
Kennedy's suggestion to ask an alternate question.
Can any Democratic politician actively campaign, or vote for any reduction in any social program once it is established. I think not. If the reader has watched any C-SPAN during the 1995 votes on the items of the Contract With America, then you saw the Democratic Congress go ballistic at even the idea of controlling the growth of spending on social programs let alone reducing it.
"The Hook" version 2.0
In your opinion, how many of those on welfare would vote for
someone who campaigns on welfare reductions. I for one would not
say it will be zero percent, (common sense, and common
decency crop up in the most surprising places), but it will
be a very low percentage indeed. With so many people receiving
money from so many programs, the Democratic party has in effect,
locked in a certain percentage of votes of the American
electorate in each election, because the Democrats are most
associated with the creation and expansion of the social programs
that so many people have grown dependent upon. Being locked into
requiring money from the government, social program recipients
have in concept sold their right to vote their true conscience.
So, no matter how despicable the liberal candidate might be, the
recipients have no choice in their ballot decision but to vote
for him. Voting for somebody who holds any other opposing
political philosophy will risk their government, (i.e. U. S. Tax
payer) supplied existence. So in every election the liberal
candidate will have a built in advantage. Obviously these
purchased votes in our elections cannot, and do not reflect the
true consensus of the American electorate, since some votes are
cast solely to maintain the cash flow from the government.
(regrettably this occurs in many forms, for many groups of U. S.
Citizens, not just social spending recipients. This will be
detailed in a future Rock Report.)
But wait, it gets worse.
"The Hook" version 2.1
For any other opposing party, there are not many ways to overcome
the handicap created by social spending, except for that old
saying, "if you can't beat'em, join'em" , so in-order
by overcome the Democratic party's advantage, the opposition will
have to engage in social spending of their own, even to the
determent of their own campaign promises, like the one to balance
the federal budget. As an example I offer , the 1998 federal
budget compromise, and the spending needed for the new social
programs contained within it. (what ever happened to the
"it's the spending , stupid" buttons the Republicans
were wearing back in 1993.)
If anybody wants to sell their right to vote their true mind, by signing up for these new programs, the line forms on your left. For my mind, giving up my right to vote freely is unthinkable, but, apparently not so, with other people. What, I wonder, would Thomas Jefferson have to say about this situation?
Disclaimer.
What I have just described in the paragraphs for "The Hook
version 2.X" may not occur for anybody, (Liberals,
Conservative, or the recipients), on a conscious level. They may,
or may not realize that they are doing it, but it does in fact
happen, even the most amateur study of human behavior points to
the validity of this.
"The Hook" version 3.0
Perhaps you have watched the Sunday morning political
news/interview programs on any of the three major networks. In
particular when the liberal and conservative guests of these
shows are debating reducing welfare or other social programs.
This occurred almost every week during Congress's debate/vote on
the items of the "Contract With America" during the
first quarter of 1995. Regardless of any number of sound reasons
for reducing social programs that the conservatives might claim.
The Liberals will without hesitation implement "the
hook", in these cases the hook is always the claim that any
reduction ,no matter how small, will cause young mothers and
their children to be tossed out onto the street, hungry and
destitute. Whenever this version of the hook is used, the
Conservative politician crumbles, because there are not
politically acceptable answers to it. No mater the size of the
national debt, no mater what high taxation does to this country,
no mater what other problem may arise, this version of the hook
will always be employed successfully by liberal politicians in
the course of a debate, or discussion. When we assume that women
and children will be harmed by the reduction or illumination of
social programs, we lock ourselves in to a political philosophy
that cannot be broken.
This begs the question, does reducing help constitute harm.
If the reader believes that lack of help equates to harm, then
you (the reader) must be a truly despicable character. Because
you have harmed that hitch hiker you passed the other day and did
not stop to help. Or, that homeless person you saw last week is
living in the streets because you did not provide a home for him.
Or, maybe this year you could not afford to donate quit the same
amount to your favorite charity as last year, and therefore have
harmed those people who receive the benefits of that charity. Or,
the kidney you did not donate renders you guilty of the death of
someone who desperately needed a new one, said person being dead,
because you chose not to help.
Or, perhaps, as I, you feel no guilt over other peoples problems when you do not in fact, cause them, and when "help", in what ever form is given, it is a gift, from you to another person. Given when you deem it proper and to the degree that you believe appropriate. And as a gift should never be expected or demanded of you, or anybody else. When an act of compassion is legally required, it is no longer an act of compassion, it becomes more like an act of extortion.
"The Hook" version 3.1
It's the same as version 3.0 except in place of "women and
children" read, "the elderly" and in place of
"Welfare" read, "Social Security".
Claimer. (opposite of a disclaimer)
What I have just described in the paragraphs for "The Hook
version 3.X" most certainly does occur for the Liberal on a
conscious level. They know what their doing and why they're doing
it.
Speaking of compassion.
The Compassion of Congress.
I'll make an assumption that most politicians in Washington
believe themselves to be basically compassionate. I do not mean
in an excessive egotistical way, rather just the average feeling
we all have about our own personalities. They, no doubt, get a
good feeling from voting in some form of social legislation, that
in their minds will be helpful to somebody. But is it truly an
act of compassion to stand on the floor of the Senate, or the
House, and bravely vote to spend other people's money? I do not
think so. How many of you would take pride in spending your
neighbors money in order to exercise your own compassion?
(answer: everyone who proudly calls himself/herself a liberal.)
Three points amplify my views on the compassion of Congress:
First:
Until just two years ago Congress had a nasty habit of excluding
themselves from having to obey laws that they passed for you and
I. Surly and act of incredible arrogance and self interest, two
traits that you seldom associate with compassion. This practice
was halted by the Republican party in their first day as the
majority party in Congress.
Second;
Repeated Congressional pay raises, often supported freely by both
parties. Some people might call that greedy, (me, for one.)
Again, a trait not usually associate with compassion.
Third:
(warning: some bold assumptions ahead.)
I believe it's safe to assume that most politicians in federal
office are reasonable well off, financially speaking. Let's
assume that each of their individual income tax forms are
completely legitimate, (a very bold assumption indeed).
Can we assume that they itemize?
Can we assume that they take every available write off and
deduction?
Can we assume that they, after making a personal sacrifice of a
charitable contribution, then rescind that sacrifice in part or
in whole by using it as a tax deduction? In effect transferring
that sacrifice to the government and from themselves. A technique
that puts in doubt our own compassion as well.
Can we assume that they use every possible tool in order to
minimize their tax payment to its minimum?
Can we assume that, like all good Americans they do not like
paying taxes?
Yes, "good Americans", in my opinion their aversion to
taxation does make them all good Americans, because this country
began over the issue of taxation and excessive government
control.
However, their willingness to exercise in the redistribution of
our wealth, while protecting their own wealth to the maximum
extent possible, is hypocrisy in the extreme. If they truly
believed that such social programs were a benefit and they were
of a compassionate nature shouldn't they favor themselves paying
even greater taxes?
Would you associate hypocrisy with compassion?
Social spending an act of compassion? No, just an act of
Congress.
Conclusion
Another slogan from our early history was; "Dollars
for charity, but not one red cent for tribute."
The definition of "Tribute" in this case being,
"money or valuables given by a ruler or nation to another in
submission or as a price for protection" (Webster's II new
revised dictionary.)
Of course, this could not now apply to the American tax payer and
social program spending. Or could it? There are, I am sure many
reasons why the two are completely different, but personally,
I can't think of any.
Submitted for your review by.
Mr. Eric (Rock) Andersen
Main
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