THE MEANING OF LIFE.

After considerable mental effort, I believe I have correctly deduced what the meaning of life is. Though, I doubt you'll believe it, I offer it here, seriously.

The Meaning of Life is: (drum roll, please)

Heated water, (0ffered as a analog)
And
A non-uniform Crystal.

Well, that's it, not much to it is there? And not what you were expecting, I'm sure.
I can't help that, in fact I was disappointed as well, but I got over it, I had to, reality doesn't conform to our beliefs. And I repeat, I am being completely serious.

THE METHODOLOGY FOR MY CONCLUSIONS WERE:

  1. In seeking the meaning of life, I didn't ignore the first question.

  2. When faced with a complex solution, and a simple solution, I chose simplicity.

  3. I Rejected Dogma. I started from square one, with no preconceived notions.

  4. I Didn't view Man as being the center of the universe, too many people maintain that view even today.

  5. I looked up, and I saw the surface of the Earth. (no, I wasn't standing on my head.)

  6. A study of the five natural sciences:
    • Astronomy.
    • Geology.
    • Paleontology.
    • Anthropology.
    • Gynecology.

  7. Trying to remove nose hair with a Black And Decker Power Drill, and it slipped. (1983)

OK, I've slipped in to a non serious mode near the end there, sorry.