Dumb Astronomy Test.


  1. A "La Grange Point" is defined as?
    1. A stable point in orbit.
    2. A stable point on a ranch.
    3. A stable point where hay is stored on a ranch.
    4. The point where you have to clean your shoes after walking through the stable point of a ranch.

  2. The first evidence for the existence of "Klingons" was discovered when...?
    1. Captain Christopher Pike commanded the star-ship Enterprise.
    2. Captain James T. Kirk commanded the star-ship Enterprise.
    3. Captain Jeaneluc Picard was just a kid working in the stable point of a ranch.
    4. Voyager-2 went up to Uranus.

  3. After being abducted by a UFO, you know you're in trouble when...?
    1. After the medical examination the aliens ask you. " do you have Blue Cross?"
      (this sort of thing happens to me all the time.)
    2. You are taken past the saucer,s mess hall, and aliens are sitting at the tables and wearing bibs that have human silhouettes on them.
    3. During the examination, they don't believe you when you try to explain that human males don't get pregnant.
    4. You're naked during the examination, and the aliens can't stop giggling.
      (been there, done that.)
    5. The aliens ask you to take a number and have a seat.
    6. The alien doctor ask you to turn your head 180 degrees and cough.

  4. In space, no one can hear...?

    2. You scream
    3. Ice cream
    4. Cookies-n-cream with chocolate fudge sauce.

  5. The best reason for the manned exploration of Mars is?
    1. Human colonization of another planet.
    2. Tremendous real estate profit potential.
    3. Mars needs women. (and I know how they feel.)
      1. I don't know how they feel?
      2. You do know how they feel?
      3. You are a woman?
      4. Doing anything for lunch this Friday?
        1. Do you know the difference between a "Big Mac" and a..........-- never mind.
    4. An opportunity to examine an other-world, micro-biotic, life form, and then, destroy it.

  6. If you could travel in a space ship at the sound of light, what happens to your mass?
    1. Mass increases to infinity
    2. Mass become unstable.
    3. Mass changes from Roman Catholic to Presbyterian.
    4. The mass goes critical and everybody leaves the church.

  7. The asteroid belt is associated with what phenomenon?
    1. Incomplete planet formation caused by Jupiter's massive gravitation field.
    2. Incomplete planet formation caused by Jupiter's massive baseball field.
    3. Holding up the asteroid pants.
    4. Much more stylish than asteroid suspenders.

  8. The great red spot on Jupiter is...?
    1. A large cyclonic storm that has been going on for who knows how long.
    2. A doorway to the hollow planet, where the saucer people live.
    3. Planetary acne.
    4. A black hole inside Jupiter, that has sucked in large quantities of red paint.

  9. Star formation is preceded by what phenomenon?
    1. Formation of nebulae.
    2. When one or more massive older stars get blown away in a super nova.
    3. When one or more massive Hollywood producers get blown away in his office.
    4. A bit part on "Days Of Our Lives".

  10. How many stars are there in the Milky Way Galaxy?
    1. Twenty trillion, plus or minus three.
    2. Twenty trillion, plus or minus five.
    3. More than three.
    4. A vast unspecified quantity that science denotes as "SHL" (pronounced "S"-"H" sub "L") also known as " a shitload".