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to the U. S. Armed Forces.
Especially my nephews:
One in the Navy, one in the Army. (Charles, keep your head down overthere!)
@ ROCKREPORTS.COM
Some Personal Political Opinion Essays.
WELCOME.
The following dissertations reflect a very
Politics will be the only serious topic on this
web site.
To My Mostly Political Web Site.
strict politically conservative
viewpoint.
It is based on my own mistrust of politically
liberal viewpoints and my observation that
this
country is into socialism far deeper than most
Americans would want
to admit.
But not the only topic.
My credentials as a political philosopher:
I am just another ass-hole with an opinion.
What more do I need?
THE ROCK REPORT.
Written back in the Spring of 1996
THE SON OF THE ROCK REPORT.
Written back in the Winter of 1996
THE CURSE OF THE ROCK REPORT.
Written back in March of 1997
THE ROCK REPORT OF THE DAMNED.
Written back in Sept 1997
THE ROCK REPORT OF THE SIERRA MADRE.
Written back in Oct. 1997
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE ROCK REPORT.
Written back in Feb. 1998
THE EARTH VERSUS THE ROCK REPORT.
Written back in January of 1999
IT CAME FROM THE ROCK REPORT.
Written in June 2000,
Historical Update (year 2000 data).
Historical Update (year 2001 data).
"Report 9 From Outer Space", has been delayed, Still.
THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW ROCK REPORT.
Written in January 2001,
THE THING FROM ANOTHER ROCK REPORT.
Written on July 4th 2002
20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE ROCK REPORT.
Written on July 4th 2002, I was busy that day.
THE NIGHT OF THE ROCK REPORT
Written In October 2005.
The Unbearable Likeness of Rock Reports.
A dissertation on Ant Liberation, and our Rights, and our Responsibilities.
Grasshoppers i.e. the welfare state Has Priority over every other consideration.
Grasshopper's Paradise. Some Social Security Fun Facts.
The Ant in Bond-age, A look at what they call investing in America.
The Grasshopper And Warped Space-Time. A look at Why Pork Happens.
The Scourge of the Grasshoppers, Contains a small test, and a challenge.
The Ant Always Worries About Being stepped on, Rational Fears and Rational Responses.
This Grasshopper will self destruct in 5 seconds. sometimes you just can’t have too much optimism.
Three Faces of the Grasshopper.
The Government, some times it does, and then again it doesn't.
A Giant Hideous Mutant Grasshopper. Also know as Welfare Bashing.
Thirteen years of the Grasshopper and counting, A Debt Update
Just who are the Fascists anyway? and why are they seeing red?
Coming soon, or at least as soon as I get off my ass and do it:
1/2 ounce creme de menthe
1/2 ounce white creme de cacao
2 ounces heavy cream
cracked ice
Fill a mixing glass with cracked ice. Add creme de menthe, creme
A grasshopper goes into a bar, and the bartender looks down and says, "Hi there little fellow,
de cacao, and cream. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail
glass. Garnish with chocolate shavings.
disclaimer:
do not Rock Report while under the influence of alcohol.
do not run with scissors.
do not make that face or it will stay that way.
hey, you may not know it, but we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks up and says, "really! you have a drink named Murry?"
I'm just kidding, I'm a middle class tax payer, I have no representatives in congress.
The Rock Reports Basic Operating Philosophies:
And therefore not something a honest man would do, A.K.A. "The ends do not justify the means."
(Social Security uses government bonds. [Smart.] )
Dilbert.
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Dr Laura.
Rush
Battlebots
C-Span
Congress.
The Constitution.
(The Bill Of Rights)
(Amendments 11-27)
The Declaration Of Independence.
The Library Of Congress.
The Federalist Papers.
Free Republic.
Big Tom's Web Site.
Republican National Committee.
Democratic National Committee.
The Canadian Conservative Forum.
Statistical Abstract Of The United States.
Some books In My Bookcase, And I Highly Recommend Them.
Honest Graft
by Brooks Jackson
*****
(This One Is A Must read)
The Triumph Of Politics
by David Stockman
*****
(And So Is This)
Standing Firm
by Dan Quail
****
To Renew America
by Newt Gingrich
****
Blood Sport
by James B. Stewart
****
For The Record
by Donald Regan
**
The Origin Of Species
by Charles Darwin
***
The Origin of Feces
by Dwain Darwin
(don't ask.)
Rules of Civility.
by Richard Brookhiser
**
The Road To Serfdom
by F.A.Hayek
****
(This One Is A Must read)
George Washington: A Life
by Willard S. Randall
****
(Damn Good Book)
Thomas jefferson: A Life
by Willard S. Randall
****
(Damn Good Book)
John Adams
by David McCullough
****
(Damn Good Book)
Witnesses at the Creation
Hamilton, Madison, Jay,
and the Constitution.by Richard B. Morris
***
SELLOUT
The Inside Story of President
Clinton's Impeachment.by David P. Schippers
*****
(This One Is A Must read)
Dereliction of Duty
by Lt Col Robert "Buzz" Paterson USAF Ret.
****
(Good Read.)
Heaven on Earth,
The Rise and Fall of Socialism.by Joshua Muravchik
*****
(Conservatives; get it, read it. do it now.)
Right Wing Extremism for Dummies
by Alma Pistoff
*****
(This One Is A Must read)
Treason
by Ann Coulter
*****
(Good Read)
Blood on the Moon
Edward Steers jr.
***
Ron Brown's Body
Jack Cashill
****
Disturbingly Compelling.
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The Realm of the Grasshopper.
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Eric (the Rock) Andersen
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