This Site just wants to Say “Thank You
to the U. S. Armed Forces.

Especially my nephews:
One in the Navy, one in the Army. (Charles, keep your head down overthere!)

THE ROCK REPORTS.
And, some other Stuff.

@ ROCKREPORTS.COM

Some Personal Political Opinion Essays.

WELCOME.
To My Mostly Political Web Site.

The following dissertations reflect a very
strict politically conservative viewpoint.
It is based on my own mistrust of politically
liberal viewpoints and my observation that this
country is into socialism far deeper than most
Americans would want to admit.

Politics will be the only serious topic on this web site.
But not the only topic.


My credentials as a political philosopher:
I am just another ass-hole with an opinion.
What more do I need?



THE ROCK REPORT.

Written back in the Spring of 1996
A dissertation on Ant Liberation, and our Rights, and our Responsibilities.


THE SON OF THE ROCK REPORT.

Written back in the Winter of 1996
Grasshoppers i.e. the welfare state Has Priority over every other consideration.


THE CURSE OF THE ROCK REPORT.

Written back in March of 1997
Grasshopper's Paradise. Some Social Security Fun Facts.

Historical Update.

Confirmation.


THE ROCK REPORT OF THE DAMNED.

Written back in Sept 1997
The Ant in Bond-age, A look at what they call investing in America.

Error Correction.


THE ROCK REPORT OF THE SIERRA MADRE.

Written back in Oct. 1997
The Grasshopper And Warped Space-Time. A look at Why Pork Happens.

Error Correction.

Historical Update.


A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE ROCK REPORT.

Written back in Feb. 1998
The Scourge of the Grasshoppers, Contains a small test, and a challenge.

Historical Update.


THE EARTH VERSUS THE ROCK REPORT.

Written back in January of 1999
The Ant Always Worries About Being stepped on, Rational Fears and Rational Responses.


IT CAME FROM THE ROCK REPORT.

Written in June 2000,
This Grasshopper will self destruct in 5 seconds. sometimes you just can’t have too much optimism.

Historical Update.

Historical Update (year 2000 data).

Historical Update (year 2001 data).


"Report 9 From Outer Space", has been delayed, Still.


THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW ROCK REPORT.

Written in January 2001,
Three Faces of the Grasshopper.
The Government, some times it does, and then again it doesn't.


THE THING FROM ANOTHER ROCK REPORT.

Written on July 4th 2002
A Giant Hideous Mutant Grasshopper. Also know as Welfare Bashing.


20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE ROCK REPORT.

Written on July 4th 2002, I was busy that day.
Thirteen years of the Grasshopper and counting, A Debt Update


THE NIGHT OF THE ROCK REPORT

Written In October 2005.
Just who are the Fascists anyway? and why are they seeing red?


Coming soon, or at least as soon as I get off my ass and do it:

The Unbearable Likeness of Rock Reports.


THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER - 1997
The text isn't mine, but I like it.


The only good Grasshopper...

1/2 ounce creme de menthe
1/2 ounce white creme de cacao
2 ounces heavy cream
cracked ice

Fill a mixing glass with cracked ice. Add creme de menthe, creme
de cacao, and cream. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail
glass. Garnish with chocolate shavings.
disclaimer:
do not Rock Report while under the influence of alcohol.
do not run with scissors.
do not make that face or it will stay that way.

A grasshopper goes into a bar, and the bartender looks down and says, "Hi there little fellow,
hey, you may not know it, but we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks up and says, "really! you have a drink named Murry?"



Senator Howard, Senator Fine, Congressman Howard

My elected Representatives in Congress, Ha...Ha...Ha...(Look like yours?)

I'm just kidding, I'm a middle class tax payer, I have no representatives in congress.


The Rock Reports Basic Operating Philosophies:

  1. Be aware of The Liberal golden rule. "That it's easy to be compassionate when your spending other people's money."
  2. That stealing from the rich to give to the poor is, (no mater how you redefine it), stealing.
    And therefore not something a honest man would do, A.K.A. "The ends do not justify the means."
  3. have you heard the one that says "There are no atheists in foxholes". Here's my variation on that theme. 'There are no Liberals on Tax day."
  4. That Rights and Responsibilities are linked together. Give up one and you've given up the other. And Rights are a primary mechanism that allow us to meet our responsibilities for our own lives.
  5. The concept of Debt is my enemy (Personal, Corporate, or Governmental). The National Debt is an enemy to be feared.
  6. That Government Bonds (in any form) are a fools investment.
    (Social Security uses government bonds. [Smart.] )
  7. Social Engineering by the Government has made us the society that we are today, (complete with school shootings.) I hope you are pleased.
  8. That politicians regard you and I as nothing more than a source of revenue.

Ant Trails.
some excellent personal political opinion web sites.

  • Brian's Page Of Political Wit And Wisdom!
  • Common Conservative.
  • Home, Sweet, Homepage.
  • Enter Stage Right.
  • The Right Side.
  • Welcome To The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
  • Political Leanings Of Selected Cartoon Characters.
  • The Opinions of a Believer in America.
  • Carolyn's Conservative corner.
  • The Impeach Clinton Cigar Protest.
  • The Southern Conservative.
  • Another Vrwc Home Page.
  • The Pissed Off American Page!!
  • Travis' Political Thoughts.
  • The Right Angle.

  • AND SOME OTHER STUFF:

    Dilbert.
    Some Search Engines
    Dr Laura.
    Rush
    Battlebots

    National Debt Clock
    C-Span
    Congress.
    The Constitution.
    (The Bill Of Rights)
    (Amendments 11-27)
    The Declaration Of Independence.
    The Library Of Congress.
    The Federalist Papers.
    Free Republic.
    Big Tom's Web Site.
    Republican National Committee.
    Democratic National Committee.
    The Canadian Conservative Forum.
    Statistical Abstract Of The United States.


    Some books In My Bookcase, And I Highly Recommend Them.

    Honest Graft by Brooks Jackson ***** (This One Is A Must read)
    The Triumph Of Politics by David Stockman ***** (And So Is This)
    Standing Firm by Dan Quail ****  
    To Renew America by Newt Gingrich ****  
    Blood Sport by James B. Stewart ****  
    For The Record by Donald Regan **  
    The Origin Of Species by Charles Darwin ***  
    The Origin of Feces by Dwain Darwin   (don't ask.)
    Rules of Civility. by Richard Brookhiser **  
    The Road To Serfdom by F.A.Hayek **** (This One Is A Must read)
    George Washington: A Life by Willard S. Randall **** (Damn Good Book)
    Thomas jefferson: A Life by Willard S. Randall **** (Damn Good Book)
    John Adams by David McCullough **** (Damn Good Book)
    Witnesses at the Creation
    Hamilton, Madison, Jay,
    and the Constitution.
    by Richard B. Morris ***
    SELLOUT
    The Inside Story of President
    Clinton's Impeachment.
    by David P. Schippers ***** (This One Is A Must read)
    Dereliction of Duty by Lt Col Robert "Buzz" Paterson USAF Ret. **** (Good Read.)
    Heaven on Earth,
    The Rise and Fall of Socialism.
    by Joshua Muravchik ***** (Conservatives; get it, read it. do it now.)
    Right Wing Extremism for Dummies by Alma Pistoff ***** (This One Is A Must read)
    Treason by Ann Coulter ***** (Good Read)
    Blood on the Moon Edward Steers jr. ***  
    Ron Brown's Body Jack Cashill **** Disturbingly Compelling.
           


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    Eric (the Rock) Andersen



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